IM A PERVERT

to be continue..

Red mini Van

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ne sunny afternoon, the old folks home came for take away again in a red minivan.


So, the lady that took care of them came down and order take away food for them, some of them waited in the mini van with the slide door wide open.. so i was looking at them from the glass window.


I notice one old man, he is not like any normal old man. He got handicap incapabalities.

His handicap problem is... A permament Smile in the face.

Serious, while he is staring on nothing and daydreaming he is smiling, then he dig his nose.. still smiling, then he scratch his fore head.. still smilling.

Last year i met him when he came for takeaway, i remembered. Its his face.. he cant stop smilling, besides having the IQ of a child, he smiles everytime.

Is'nt it sweet? They say smiles make the world go round, personally.. i like being smile at and smiling to someone. But there are lots of type's of smiles..

the hamsap smiles/ evil smile,

the im happy smile,

youre funny smile,

embarrased smile,

disappointed and fake smile,

cheeky and seductive smile..

freeky smile.. the old man smile is kinda this type.

You know... when a girl smiles, my heart melt. (cheeky smile)

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felt.. i thought, and i am healed from most of missing you, missing that and missing what i left back in Malaysia, Klang.. my home. To say in in a bad way.. i dont miss you anymore!!



Muahaha.... (silence) No la, its not entirely true.. no matter what, my friends, my family.. my car.. u will not fail 2 make me smile again if i ever have 2 see u again. LOL



However.. i think i have a special ability. Its in my gene and mark the habit and character i am now. I have the perks of a "Chameleon".

Which is why i had never felt " homesick " before ever since im a kid. I am very adaptable 2 situations and seroundings, 2 me, a moment of instant dramatic change of fate is not a crisis and a problem 2 big for me 2 handle.. in fact, ill blend with it well.

And i think i will do well as an adventourer, with eyes fixed far beyond the mountains, conquering valleys and dark swirling caves.. uncovering the secrets of mysteries and witnessing the beauty of differences that colours "life"

Yes.... that sounds so like me! I will, in my lifetime, i hope i can.. at least one quest to the adventure that awaits! To explore deep into the Amazon Jungle in Brazil ! Survive the jorney trough vast Australian desert! Stuck in the sea! Hot air balloon around the continent!!

Talk so much... in the end maybe ill retire an old man adventuring around my house with a tongkat looking a missing eye glasses. At least sounds more possible!

And yet again... some thing tells me, nothing is 2 impossible in this world, at least for me.

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o.. wassup! Friends...

So as i was saying.. im getting bigger intentionally! LOL... i did an intensive reasearch and found out the cause of my over big tummy that is hindering me from wearing my pants!

Its the BEER that i always love 2 drink! They called it "beer belly"! and i got it at a very young age of 21!~ my gosh... what a disaster! How am i supppose 2 ever get a girlfriend now??

Hahahaha! OK.. i know its hard but i have 2... i have 2 exercise! Quit supper and do intensive workout in my free time!

Actually i feel good about myself.. dont need anything 2 change until resently i felt very lonely and i guess all i need is some women companion. Maybe my body is hindering me from achieving that dream. So.. we shall see... what i can do to meh botty!

And hopefully it i will have something like this in years time of intensive traning! Lets start with the beer.. no more beer for Caleb! Sob Sob

But FRIENDS!

you have the power to decide! Vote now or forever lived with the consequences!!! Vote YES caleb should be slim OR NO Caleb should be FAT!!!

DECIDE!!!!!!

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appy new year!

wishing your not so happy life to be happy from now! if you are happy already then continue to be happy! but sometimes when you are sad i hope you will remember to be happy in 5mins time after your sadness.. if heart break from break up i hope ull be happy after 1 day of sadness!!!... maybe one week! but not more!!! thats what i wish you!

ok... em, i got alot of comments from ppls saying i fat already! they say i got a 30 over year old body! With that beer belly sticking out lidat.. hmm alot ppl ask me go lose weight and go GYM.. i lazy la... never try be4 dont want 2 oso. sometimes eat oso lazy...LOL joking.

BUT

i really fell good about myself la.. dont want change anything if i could.. but not fatter ofcourse! i like the chubby me, like teddy bear lidat. sumore my skin like TAU HU smooth... wah.. who hug me sure feel SEDAP wan! LOOL

anyway...

there is something going on my my mind, i cannot tahan the fact that i am still dependable to my parent for living. Even though i have worked.. but mostly i depend on them for everything, like place 2 stay and someone to wash my laundry all that. AND my college fees.. its support by them.

ITs not that it is not good, i really need them.. and i need one last favour, which is to support me during the first few months as i go to the city during winter time and study and find a job there.. and live there by myself. As i settle down.. i need 2, i want 2! ITS time to be independant!

There is a burning desire to proove to myself and all the world that i can do it! I think i want to try to be like a lone ranger and have a adventure of my own in a city place for few years. That is wat i wan for this year..

....hopefully it can happen. Wonder if it does happen.. will i survive and achieve something in the end? hmmmmm