SUPER CAR

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Well... this is to those kids with a little extra $$$ to altered / modify their own personal auto-mobile / car headlights to a very BRIGHT WHITE instead of a humble yellow car lights.

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

because you fucking blind my eyes when im trying to drive, YOU ARE RISKING OTHERS TO HAVE CAR ACCIDENT WHEN YOUR FUCKING COOL AND BEAUTIFUL BRIGHT WHITE HEADLIGHT BLIND THE EYES OF OTHERS ON THE ROAD!

AND

If you have a bright white headlight in your car, and you so happens to turn ON your HIGHLIGHT all the time, then

FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING LIFE!!

ok... i have type what i had to type.

SO PLEASE.. be considerate, be a happy and a good driver, dont make other people die because of you. CHANGE back to the normal yellow headlights please, And try not to highlight in front of others. Its not cool hurting other peoples eyes.

DRIVE SAVE AND SLOW, YOUR FAMILY CARES *thank you*

P/S: If you were to be so kind and to do me a favour, if so happens you know anyone that had white headlight in the car, pls tell them its not nice and discourage them for me, im sure u would agree with me 2 right? thank you thank you, god bless!

The Hamsap Retreat

Heres a list of requirement that i look for 4 my future companion and my sex buddy:

Physical: Puffy Lips( moderate; angelina jolie is 2 much ), Busty and Curvy.

Mental: Strong Will( not easy 2 give up ), Street Smart

Financial: Greedy Girl will be rejected ( it is by how one share's her bread you see a big heart)

"Whats mine is yours, i will support her and the family financially" - Caleb Tan

Character: Forgiving( i need that ) Confident, Supportive and Humble

Personality: beautiful, charming and lots of smiles and giggles ( this has to shine from the inside, 2 me, someone that is comfortable with themselves is charming )

Spiritual: Not so spiritual please.. but a praying wife is a good wife.

Career: besides being a full time moral and supportive strength for me, i will do the same to her, however.. if Career to her is more important than the family, she can say goodbye to her partner. Because the Priority Table is always this #1st the Family





Thats It, not 2 much 2 ask right?? LOL maybe yes.. i just got back from YAF Retreat at Eagle Ranch in Port Dickson. Very relaxing and truly a wonderful escape from busy life.

Met lots of interesting ppl there, a fun crowd. The FOOD is GOOD, LOL

theres one thing i am thinking about.. i learned something important in this trip. Its about true Love, i dare 2 say that im not ready for anything that requires big ammount of commitment like being a Provider, Protector and a Santuary.


and i believe.. if that day really comes.. those long list of requirements will become nothing but only one thing in your mind, to love her with everything u had to the end, even sometimes, it means to die for someone you love.

"play hard, work hard but to girls..soft" and "Sacrifice LAR!"- Caleb Tan

Fun Friends

during that night we had a really great time..

if anyone of us had any stress or problems that day before the night, in larrys house we enjoyed ourselves as if there is no 2moro ( which is how some end up late for church in the morning ) as if all problems is gone as we drink and laugh

a fare well party for Yang and Caleb, the night before christmas

why i think back of that day?

well..

maybe its because i love the atmosphere. at Larrys small house

we had games, we had fun and laughs

we shud have this party again, as suggested by Larry 2

drink again

trying 2 reason and understand about "girls and chicks"

and have a good old fun time again

"look back and relax! look forward for success!"- Caleb

happy mothers day

hey mom, i know ure never gonna read this, because u dont use the internet.

that is why i dont feel shy typing this, i know u wont gonna read

youre in asutralia now, which is even better.. because im going 2 call u on sunday

and tell you that i love you.

if i were 2 say it in front of u.. ill be shy awkward

mom

youre the best mom in the whole world

youre gentle, so loving, and very loving!

so cute.. so blur... so caring

forgive me for the many times i treat you cold

forgive me for the many times i make you worry

forgive me for misplacing a picture i took with u.. haha.. it will be even more romantic if i had that, even though we both look fat in the picture

thank you for being my mom, love u

next time i promise 2 tell u "i love you"... hopefully u wont laugh at me.. haha

love you miss yap bee hua!

Finding my Pathway

As unique as anyone's fingerprint. None is identical, all is different.

Agree?

I am a man that lose so much that im afraid 2 lose again without realising it, i have stop trying to not lose.

make's sense?

I have gave up, i am drifting by the river. With no destination. No plans, no ambition. i secretly make an excuse for myself, blaming this, that and even the environment.

stop





i have brain... i must use it
i have heart... i must use it
i have eyes.... i must use it
i have ears.... i must use it
i have hands... i must use it
i have mouth... i must use it
i have legs.... i must use it
i have penis... i must use it
i have balls!.. i must use it!


im not a girl, how can i call myself a MAN if i dont even know the simple means of survival to know what i want, know what i need and who i really am!

who i expect to feed my darling wife, protect and care for the love of my life!
( im still single, just an expression )

my heart and soul, my family, who are they gonna depend on if the MAN in the family behaves like a stupid, lifeless and irresponsible outsider!

.......


caleb, the 1st step is 2 know yourself, it is the most important requirement for SUCCESS.

Once you are confident in who you really are, the enemies can take your life 10 times or more.. but your passion and belief, remains.