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Saturday, June 14, 2008

YESH!


Alright! So.. i have just gone tru the EILTS english test this morning, at last!! its done and over with, so now... its beyond my control now, its in the hands of the examiner to mark the paper.

I have always pride myself of being cool when facing examinations and test papers even from during and after and before SPM time.

But this time... its different man...

Im losing my coolness wei, this morning i woke up early in the morning to do the nessarry shitting out shit as early as 6am, and while i was driving to Subang for the test, suddenly the stingy feeling in the stomach came and strike me again, and i felt like shitting.

Ouh man.. I went to the centre, and i plan 2 borrow the toilet there.. then i had 2 wait for this one guy who was also taking so long in the toilet, maybe he also shit. Ok, im cool at this point, i waited and my turn soon came. So i Shited.

Thank God

And then these few girls that organize the whole test procedure had a tough time organizing and launching the test, there was problem with the P.A system that those that sit on the back of the room couldnt hear properly, so than she had to repeat several times of instructions and orders to us. Seeing them running around the room with panic and hurry to make things right really made me nervous myself.

Being the nice man around the house, i borrowed my extra 2b pencil to 1 guy and 1 lady beside me before the test, apparently.. mechanical pencil is not allowed. I knew the rule, unfortunately they didnt know it. Fortunate for them, it is i who approach them to help them 1st, by the time they realise it.. its probably 2 late. Somehow the rules and regulations is very very strict.

So i went back home after all that.. long morning indeed. Tired.. so i went for hybernation for some time. Going movie tonight!

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

EILTS


HEY HEY, if you are a prayerful person, i need your help :D

pray for... that i.. can do well in the EILTS english test coming this thursday! Had 2 ponteng college class that day, but i ask for leave d

anyway

this test is really important for me so... yeah

THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH! Also pray that i can have the chance to belanja u makan since u pray 4 me OK!

Sunday, June 8, 2008

PANDA-FU!!!!



LOL, just watched "Kungfu Panda" today at AEON bukit tinggi, AHAHA!! Damn cool and hilarious show! When with my sis and cousin.

Guess who's my favourite character in the show?? LOL, starts with an M

Thursday, June 5, 2008

GOD help US



Me, My family is financially challenge now

sigh frens.. i really need some miracles, petrol price sumore just increased! Gosh.... gosh....

My Dad's side, australia's restaurant, is going trough winter time now.. hopefully summer time will come soon, so got business. Spend tons of money on lawyer fee's and taxes already.. WE HAVE TO GET AUSTRALIAN PR! SOONER THE BETTER! So we would be stable financially later, GOD HELP!

My Mom is on my Dad's side now, :)

Their children ( WE ) is in Malaysia now.. they worry and call oftenly to check on us, LOL

As for me... no jobs, living on my saving money now, need go college sumore.Have 2 lar.. i need to study now because i need to wait on the Australian PR approval as a STUDENT STATUS under my family. So, study something i can use for my future academic plan. I must cut down on my spendings drastically now! Have 2 la...have 2

My Elder sister's business is not doing very good for years already, she's a hard worker.. things just dont go well on her way... even sometimes have no money for petrol and to eat also, eat maggi mee. But i always believe in her, one day she will make it big i trust, i didnt tell her this before. I Shud.

My second sister's the only one with stable income, however.. her job is very tough and demanding, she's tough enough to work it out... Always love this side of her, Small size but very clever, "good things come in small packages!" LOL

As for my brother, same lar.. student like me. But he take cares of himself responsibly enough, very independent, unlike me.. ish! LOL

Just recently we had a conflict at home, about shifting houses and everything else. Manage to come to an agreement, afterall.. we are family, we have to care for each other, not otherwise.

Thank GOD for giving me the best dad i could have, his hardships and labour are painful and long suffering, yet without complain but more love and cares.

Thnak GOD for giving me the best mom anyone could have, its a long list, simply said.. all little things about u and because of you.. we made it trough.

Thank GOD for sisters and a brother that is irriplacable, theres sweet and bitters also la.. mostly bitter la, LOL my sis and bro is the best.

Thank you GOD!

so as a friend... since i already tell u my tragidy, pray for me and family la if u could. Sorry ah... trouble your mood, make u sad. LOL come out yam cha i make u happy again lar! LOL........ thank u

XD

Hey guys, my blog seems incomplete for one thing, when u come 2 my blog its a dead end!
Sorry, i dont know how 2 link u guys.. how ah? someone teach me leh, shannon, teach me? you got so many links, how u do it??

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

SUPER CAR



Before u read anything after this, please forgive me for my explicit vulgarity and my rudeness. I may or may not offend you, if i do, please leave a suggestion or some offensive line at the COMPLAIN BOX to the RIGHT ------------>

Well... this is to those kids with a little extra $$$ to altered / modify their own personal auto-mobile / car headlights to a very BRIGHT WHITE instead of a humble yellow car lights.

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

because you fucking blind my eyes when im trying to drive, YOU ARE RISKING OTHERS TO HAVE CAR ACCIDENT WHEN YOUR FUCKING COOL AND BEAUTIFUL BRIGHT WHITE HEADLIGHT BLIND THE EYES OF OTHERS ON THE ROAD!

AND

If you have a bright white headlight in your car, and you so happens to turn ON your HIGHLIGHT all the time, then

FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING LIFE!!

ok... i have type what i had to type.

SO PLEASE.. be considerate, be a happy and a good driver, dont make other people die because of you. CHANGE back to the normal yellow headlights please, And try not to highlight in front of others. Its not cool hurting other peoples eyes.

DRIVE SAVE AND SLOW, YOUR FAMILY CARES *thank you*

P/S: If you were to be so kind and to do me a favour, if so happens you know anyone that had white headlight in the car, pls tell them its not nice and discourage them for me, im sure u would agree with me 2 right? thank you thank you, god bless!

Monday, May 19, 2008

The Hamsap Retreat

Heres a list of requirement that i look for 4 my future companion and my sex buddy:

Physical: Puffy Lips( moderate; angelina jolie is 2 much ), Busty and Curvy.

Mental: Strong Will( not easy 2 give up ), Street Smart

Financial: Greedy Girl will be rejected ( it is by how one share's her bread you see a big heart)

"Whats mine is yours, i will support her and the family financially" - Caleb Tan

Character: Forgiving( i need that ) Confident, Supportive and Humble

Personality: beautiful, charming and lots of smiles and giggles ( this has to shine from the inside, 2 me, someone that is comfortable with themselves is charming )

Spiritual: Not so spiritual please.. but a praying wife is a good wife.

Career: besides being a full time moral and supportive strength for me, i will do the same to her, however.. if Career to her is more important than the family, she can say goodbye to her partner. Because the Priority Table is always this #1st the Family





Thats It, not 2 much 2 ask right?? LOL maybe yes.. i just got back from YAF Retreat at Eagle Ranch in Port Dickson. Very relaxing and truly a wonderful escape from busy life.

Met lots of interesting ppl there, a fun crowd. The FOOD is GOOD, LOL

theres one thing i am thinking about.. i learned something important in this trip. Its about true Love, i dare 2 say that im not ready for anything that requires big ammount of commitment like being a Provider, Protector and a Santuary.


and i believe.. if that day really comes.. those long list of requirements will become nothing but only one thing in your mind, to love her with everything u had to the end, even sometimes, it means to die for someone you love.

"play hard, work hard but to girls..soft" and "Sacrifice LAR!"- Caleb Tan